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(Halo) Reach Fever

The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"
Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?

Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.

Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
by Joe Grindle October 15, 2010
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Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical
"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."
by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016
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awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around
GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU
by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010
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upsidedown reach around

obvi a tugger from the back while hanging upside down on your local elementary school's monkey bars duh
dude bro chill it was sick gnar ass i got a upsidedown reach around last night from some sweet betty
by JEFF-BALLZ aka DJ J-BALLZ September 25, 2010
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Cupcake Reach Around

During anal sex, the party in the rear with ether hand will reach between both parties' legs and take hold of the other party's genitals, pulls backwards while thrusting.
Does this cupcake reach around cum with icing?
by bferon August 4, 2009
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reach around ranger

when you are ramming someone up the ass, while reaching around and jacking them off.
by iamnotareacharoundranger December 9, 2008
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Alexandria reach-around

An unintentional, incestual act that occurs while sleeping next to a relative.
Due to lack of sleeping accommodations, the Alexandria reach-around I received from my brother caused obvious tension the following day.
by salsacc February 15, 2020
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