The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"
Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?
Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.
Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.
Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
by Joe Grindle October 15, 2010

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.
The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical
The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical
by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around
awkward reach around
GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.
Freind-laughs*
GF- STFU
Freind-laughs*
GF- STFU
by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010

obvi a tugger from the back while hanging upside down on your local elementary school's monkey bars duh
dude bro chill it was sick gnar ass i got a upsidedown reach around last night from some sweet betty
by JEFF-BALLZ aka DJ J-BALLZ September 25, 2010

During anal sex, the party in the rear with ether hand will reach between both parties' legs and take hold of the other party's genitals, pulls backwards while thrusting.
by bferon August 4, 2009

by iamnotareacharoundranger December 9, 2008

Due to lack of sleeping accommodations, the Alexandria reach-around I received from my brother caused obvious tension the following day.
by salsacc February 15, 2020
