Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around

GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU

by IHateYouAllll July 09, 2010

I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.

Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?

by Chiludon June 01, 2022

upsidedown reach around

obvi a tugger from the back while hanging upside down on your local elementary school's monkey bars duh

dude bro chill it was sick gnar ass i got a upsidedown reach around last night from some sweet betty

by JEFF-BALLZ aka DJ J-BALLZ September 24, 2010

Cupcake Reach Around

During anal sex, the party in the rear with ether hand will reach between both parties' legs and take hold of the other party's genitals, pulls backwards while thrusting.

Does this cupcake reach around cum with icing?

by bferon August 04, 2009

reach around ranger

when you are ramming someone up the ass, while reaching around and jacking them off.

that fucker is suck a reach around ranger.

by iamnotareacharoundranger December 05, 2008

redbox and reach around

Redbox and reach around is a dated yet similar situation such as Netflix and chill. You will most likely not be watching a Redbox and the reach around may or may not be extremely unsatisfying.

Mason: Hey Titus, sup?
Titus: Nothin' much man, redbox and reach around tonight, or nah?
Mason: Uhh, yeah?

by Cuddlesworth October 13, 2015