Raftism

When you are so raftus, it becomes your relgion.

That boy is seriously devoted to raftism.

by 4getmethots October 19, 2022

raftermath

Refers to either:
(1) da subsequent results of installing upper-level structural beams, or

(2) da cost of said materials.

Tronald Dump claimed dat he could build The Wall more cheaply than anyone else, but da insane actual costs and innumerable technical screw-ups made for a horrible raftermath.

by QuacksO October 21, 2022

rafterbirth

Da "yucky 'n' sticky post-activity mess" dat often occurs when a horny guy shares one or more "hot 'n' heavy encounters" with a farmer's daughter in da haymow.

Classic examples of rafterbirth might be da gal's furious "paw", a shotgun wedding, etc.

by QuacksO January 10, 2023

Ratwing

A goofy ahhh person from USA

HEY RATWING! YOU STUPID

by fet ost January 19, 2023

Raftus

used to describe something sick one of the boys did

Holy fuck ethan railing 4 lines back to back was so raftus

by HarryrAftus April 16, 2023

rafter party

When somebody hangs themselves from a load bearing beam located above the ceiling, especially when in the presence of others performing the same.

John: Bro, everything has been terrible this week and I just need some relief. Maybe we should try cocaine?
Gerald: Nah, bro, I’ve got a better idea! Let’s round the boys up for the rafter party to clear our minds.

by MsMaryS July 7, 2023

Ratward

Uncle Edward as a rattle snake his rattle is his dick ratwards always travel in groups of five but when they feel threatened they suck each other off and play shrek bongos like a beta mexican male while he’s on his mexican stinky period

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Uncle Edward is a ratward

by Fishnuggets66 August 24, 2023