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Proties

Its the vegetarian knock off of protein. Because all vegans are special snowflakes.
Person 1: Hey did you get your daily intake of protein?
Vegan: Excuse me, its PROTIES.
by BootyShorts4Life May 30, 2018
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protein supplement

Slang for semen, when a chick swallows it.
Guy getting a blowjob: Mmmm, here comes your protein supplement.
by sadistic_monkey September 19, 2008
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protein implant

Explaining to the adolescent ho-bag whom just swallowed your baby packet the reason why her breasts are growing at an incredible rate is that the protein from your man juice is enriching her young tities....said with the utmost scientific conviction
Protein implant; For the third time that day, Lauren was convinced her busting tities were owed to swallowing reno's protein shake.
by HI-reno June 30, 2008
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Protein Injector

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.
During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."
by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011
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protein shaking

The act of anally assaulting a girl whilst drinking a protein shake, upon completion of drinking the RTD protein shake the male proceeds to place his penis inside the club rats vagina and the protein shake bottle in her gaping butthole.
"dude i protein shaked this girl so hard last night, she wont need her fiber supplement for a week, I fucking love protein shaking!!"
by antony2 August 18, 2014
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protists

Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.
Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.
by tycho is not underage May 7, 2019
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Protricity

A man who makes a music composer and constantly posts conspiracy theories everywhere
Hey bro did you see that Protricity posted a new conspiracy theory
by Chackkng July 31, 2019
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