professional woman of the night

this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N

jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N

by smartylicious December 22, 2003

Professional Greafers

An EPIC song that the producer Deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) made.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Deadmau5 show last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, the crowd went fucking crazy during Professional Greafers"

by FPS_Dawg November 6, 2011

Professional idiot

When you are doing something so dumb, but you're so sure it's going to work

Terra was being a professional idiot when she tried opening a bag of glitter, the same way you open chips.

by ScarletShadow December 4, 2016

professionalistic

very impressive and inspiring; awesome; stunning

-The audience was awed into silence by her professionalistic performance.
-This photoshopped picture is very professionalistic.
-I'm inspired by this professionalistic art.

by Grammatically incorrect April 19, 2018

Professional Mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 7, 2008

Professional liars

trutherbots

trutherbots are professional liars.

by AnonopsAreFraudsters February 20, 2019

Professional Wrestler

Percieved as "gay" or "fags" by most mouth breathing 'tough guys'. Actually they are single handedly most talented/ badass people on earth. Unless it's Ultimate Warrior. Fuck that guy.

The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.

by MeatYogurt March 27, 2015