by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011
Get the The Preacher's Seat mug.Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.
Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....
by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011
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Debra: It's a long walk around Biltmore Estates. I'm glad I wore my sneakers.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.
Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.
Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.
by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016
Get the never preached mug.Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.
Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Example of Keyboard Preacher
Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"
Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"
Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"
Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"
Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021
Get the Keyboard Preacher mug.The phenomenon that happens in FPS games where you'll be killing enemies, but then when you get to one of the enemies your gun starts feeling like your shooting peas while your enemies gun does enough damage to kill you in what looks like 2-3 shots.
Yo I was grinding my 3 kills without dying camos last night and when I got to my 3rd kill my gun felt like a peashooter while my enemies gun hit like a .50 cal. I think they call it the peashooter effect.
by Bannerlem0n November 22, 2022
Get the The peashooter effect mug.A term used by Eric Cartman in the television series, South Park, after he suffers a severe head injury that causes him to believe he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lee.
"Herro! Herro prease! Herro prease, herro, sorja boy! Hey, sorja boy! Herro, sorja boy. Me so honi. Me rove you rong time! HERRO PREASE!!! PREASE HERRO, HERRO SUCKY SUCKY, HERRO PREASE!"
by Ajax47 January 14, 2023
Get the Herro Prease mug.Person 1: hey bro you see that guy over there?
Person 2: yeah what about him?
Person 1: he killed 3 people in a drive by
Person 2: damn! What was he using
Person 1: a Chicago peashooter
Person 2: oh that explains it
Person 2: yeah what about him?
Person 1: he killed 3 people in a drive by
Person 2: damn! What was he using
Person 1: a Chicago peashooter
Person 2: oh that explains it
by Joeyfightsfellas April 29, 2023
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