The trifecta of bodily waste functions. Best applied in a seated position. Particularly dangerous, messy and embarrassing for males standing at urinals.
Golly, Ralph, I was at the ball game and had to go so bad, I had to pishart in my shorts while standing in the bathroom line.
by bakersbrain March 11, 2020
Get the Pishart mug.drugaddict fuck up with no life sitting infron of the computer 0-24 getting fatter and fatter everyday and wasting his life every single weekend!
by rare67 May 31, 2020
Get the Posa mug.
Get the Posad mug.by toastyboi6 October 30, 2020
Get the pogshark mug.by GaberDHFanpage November 20, 2020
Get the pohan-drek mug.A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.
A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.
A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.
Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.
by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021
Get the Poohard mug.