Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021

Porter

A Porter is a person who doesn’t give up on his/her dreams.

Wow he doesn’t stop trying he must be a porter

by Hicuss June 7, 2021

Porter Corkscrew

The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio

Noah had the strength to pull of a toe curling Porter Corkscrew on me

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

Porterize

To butcher the lyrics of a song or adlib with no meaning.

He was singing and porterized the song. None of it made sense.

by NobleNexus October 2, 2025

Anna Porter

A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.

Man: Who is that?
Woman: That radiant beast? That's an Anna Porter.

by night---light January 23, 2025

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.

I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025