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Porter

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut
porter
by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022
mugGet the Portermug.

ms porter

a slut who will fuck anyone in her way with a level 10 gyat with 10x recoil
Did you see ms porters GYATT it was bigger than ive ever seen
ms porter is such a slut
by the one who pegs February 11, 2024
mugGet the ms portermug.

ben porter

ben porter is simply to good
by pp mans epic February 28, 2021
mugGet the ben portermug.

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
mugGet the Porter Blumpmug.

Porter

He is kind of shy but once you get to know him, he is open and talkative. He is EXTREMELY athletic and flexible.
PORTER IS SOOOOOO HOT
by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017
mugGet the Portermug.

Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.
MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!
by young gen c November 4, 2019
mugGet the Jack Portermug.

Coach porter

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting
by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018
mugGet the Coach portermug.

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