Portillo'd

To be ritually humiliated by the election of someone else.

To make your name "synonymous with eating a bucketload of shit in public."

The first point Micheal twigged he'd been portillo'd was when the rictus smile on the young Blairite candidate somehow got worse.

by iRöy November 24, 2019

Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.

Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.

by Dutypizza March 21, 2020

portalastic

Portalastic comes from the greek word partelstic meaning large/huge/massive

It basically means very large or big

Elephants are very portalastic creatures

by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020

portalastic

Big and chunky like yo mama jk lol

Elephants are portalastic.

by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020

portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli

When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021