Pootash

Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...

My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!

by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008

pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

Pootay

noun -
1. a slang term of endearment, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

2. a slang term of someone being a pain and/or doing something you don't want them to be doing, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

1. "Dear Pootay, I love you. Heart, Pootay"
2. "POOTAY...why are you drinking my soda?"

by modogg May 29, 2008

pootey-poo

n. bad things...like sex. Doing anything naughty with your bf/gf.

Yo Brandon, no pootey-poo until you make me some f*cking pancakes.

by Tabbi September 17, 2005

Dooten Pooten

A sport where one person lays shirtless on the ground beside a ladder, while a second person climbs the ladder, pulls down their pants and tries to shit accurately on the center of their chest.

Jess is the all-time grandmaster of Dooten Pooten.

by RomeoG September 23, 2011

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

poohead

A word used by beings capable of speach in order to poke fun at deities.

A word that can be randomly put in for no aparent reason.

Amy.. you are a poohead and don't exist!

I was watching the big game last night poohead.

by Sailor JJ February 15, 2003