poodle puncher

POODLE PUNCHER-

1. one who has a sex fetish with the family pet,
2. beatting the shit out ones dog,
3. one who loves doggy style then cracks her in the back of the nugget.
these are all which this word means-poodle puncher
these are all which this word means-poodle puncher
these are all which this word means-poodle puncher
these are all which this word means-poodle puncher
these are all which this word means-poodle puncher
these are all which this word means-poodle puncher
by joey pumpkin October 1, 2006
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muscular poodle

A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.

Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008
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Walking the poodle

Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.

Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.
by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010
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Venetian Poodle

A poodle that is not the usual pink colour, but is instead a kind of light brown known as Venetian. Not to be confused with ginger poodle. And very different from French ones - these ones come from Venetia.
Woah! Have you seen Josie and her Venetian poodle? Why isn't it pink?
by lollipuddle June 10, 2010
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poodle piece

when the pubic hair in a mans genital region resembles the hair style of a poodle.
"bloody hell gary, you've got a right poodle piece going on down there, go fetch the scissors and we'll give fido a trim!!!!"
by yummyyummy lovepiss December 25, 2007
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Poodle people

Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.
The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
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Standard Poodle

A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.
How much is that standard poodle in the window... the one with the waggling tail?
by Jodi Silver May 27, 2005
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