Invictus Platinum

WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!

Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”

Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”

Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”

Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”

Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”

by Hym Iam November 29, 2022

Platinum drop

When you succesfully assume to do a golden drop, and confidently skip wiping after the bowel movement.

Brent is a platinum drop specialist, he just did it in the forest.

by CrimsonBehelit November 13, 2017

platinum drip

The Drippest Drip you can in New Vegas

“I spent two centuries searching for the platinum drip it’s my inventory my property mine now be a good courier and deliver it!”

“No”

by Nein September 29, 2021

platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside

person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what

by acedetective3600 June 11, 2023

Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.

Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.

by MELISSAMURRAY October 19, 2012

platinum qwerty crown

the second last qwerty crown you get it for making 250 qwerty definitions

person 1 I got the platinum qwerty crown
person 2 you are officially a loser now

person 1 now I need the rainbow qwerty crown
person 2 does that mean step 1 of 2 to become the loser god
person 1 yes

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

Platinum level bitch

Over the top bitch, yet jokingly funny about it.

Chloe is a platinum level bitch 😒

by Bitch.Com November 08, 2014