(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
Get the Twat Platesmug. by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017
Get the blocking the platemug. by Saggytit69 August 9, 2021
Get the Hossing platemug. "I want a plate-egg."
by Pimp-daddy D January 11, 2007
Get the plate-eggmug. Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"
by SerBSPeeD September 11, 2004
Get the Get The Platesmug. A good idea that is solid and grounded.
Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.
Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.
When someone comes up with a great idea that seems as if it can't fail the reference to that idea is that it is 'jazz on a plate'.
by Joe Pleb July 24, 2009
Get the Jazz on a platemug. When A guy is so hawt, delicious and FINE that you want to eat him all up like a fruit roll up. He can get it.
by thinkingtomyself April 5, 2019
Get the sex on a platemug.