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cripple plate

A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.
"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.
by MateoXDelgado February 4, 2014
mugGet the cripple platemug.

CrossFit Plates

Fake plates. They are way too ambiguous. You could load up the bar and have it look like 300kg when in fact it’s only 80kg.
Did you see John’s deadlift PR? Looked like 250?
Nah CrossFit plates pal.
by shakalakablacka December 1, 2017
mugGet the CrossFit Platesmug.

Fake Plate

The fake plating they put on brass and sell on Auction sites as real.It could be Silver or Gold plating on brass or some other non precious metal.
John "I got this on KneeBay for 3$ and it's an awesome necklace!"
Smith "I'm glad you're happy with your Fake Plate necklace!"
by MarkDB1973 July 21, 2010
mugGet the Fake Platemug.

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
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Get The Plates

Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"
WOAH, thats guys gonna need a stack! (of plates)
by SerBSPeeD September 11, 2004
mugGet the Get The Platesmug.

Jazz on a plate

A good idea that is solid and grounded.

Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.
When someone comes up with a great idea that seems as if it can't fail the reference to that idea is that it is 'jazz on a plate'.
by Joe Pleb July 24, 2009
mugGet the Jazz on a platemug.

cold plate

When a stripper puts dry ice in your ass.
Ie I was at Jaguar last night and paid $80 for a cold plate
by Coldplate75 November 10, 2017
mugGet the cold platemug.

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