Playa Plague [Wook Flu]

The post-festival illness which results from both an excess and deprivation of everything.

“Hey man, how was the festival?”

“It was mind-blowingly magical dude, but my throat is raspy, my nose flip-flops between clogged and runny, i’m so tired I could sleep for days and my body aches like it’s been hit by a truck. I think I’ve got Playa Plague Wook Flu “.

“Yep, that’s Wook Flu alright. Always the benchmark of a good time.”

by Silkythefairy February 13, 2020

The 3 plagues of social work

Homeless, drugs and mental illness, the 3 major challenges of social work in North America.

The 3 plagues of social work are known by their acronym HDMI.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2021

Avoid Pi Like the Plague

An ill-advised mantra math-anxious folks unquestionably take to heart on hearing it from negative or unhelpful people, who are only contaminating the minds of their listeners with fake mathematical information.

To tell someone to avoid pi like the plague is like telling them that π is a rational number because it can be expressed as the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

by MathPlus November 6, 2021

avoid like the fucking plague

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.

That man I avoid like the fucking plague.

by Foxyflower September 24, 2015

Haunters plague

Is the feeling of having the flu, strep throat, and laryngitis while feeling completely fatigued with every joint and every muscle aching. You also may feel like you're recovering from hypothermia from spending hours in cold.

I have haunters plague from scaring people in a haunted house.

by Batsandghosts October 3, 2022

Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Worship him. He is the almighty man.

Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!

by PlagueDoctor999 July 29, 2023

J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia

"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"

by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025