Playa Plague [Wook Flu]

The post-festival illness which results from both an excess and deprivation of everything.

“Hey man, how was the festival?”

“It was mind-blowingly magical dude, but my throat is raspy, my nose flip-flops between clogged and runny, i’m so tired I could sleep for days and my body aches like it’s been hit by a truck. I think I’ve got Playa Plague Wook Flu “.

“Yep, that’s Wook Flu alright. Always the benchmark of a good time.”

by Silkythefairy February 13, 2020

The 3 plagues of social work

Homeless, drugs and mental illness, the 3 major challenges of social work in North America.

The 3 plagues of social work are known by their acronym HDMI.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Avoid Pi Like the Plague

An ill-advised mantra math-anxious folks unquestionably take to heart on hearing it from negative or unhelpful people, who are only contaminating the minds of their listeners with fake mathematical information.

To tell someone to avoid pi like the plague is like telling them that π is a rational number because it can be expressed as the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

by MathPlus November 06, 2021

avoid like the fucking plague

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.

That man I avoid like the fucking plague.

by Foxyflower September 22, 2015

Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Worship him. He is the almighty man.

Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!

by PlagueDoctor999 July 30, 2023

Plague Bag

A shopping bag full of used tissues that someone who is sick would fill.

Please throw that plague bag away and just fill a new one, I understand you're sick and yes, I know you're miserable but I feel that you're cultivating a science project that won't get you extra credit with the teacher.

-Yardy to Cash probably, Good. Better. Quest!

by 2xTyler September 07, 2022

Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash February 25, 2016