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pinch runner

The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.
i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.

my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
by jakethsnk September 13, 2011
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Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022
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rhyme pinching

Verb: When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.
Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.
by PRiME & PM January 3, 2018
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pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)
I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
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moogi pinch

like a titty twister but more acceptable in oldish company
"Mom Dag moogi pinched me." Norbert

"Dag don't moogi pinch your brother Norbert" mom

Angry Beavers episode Utter Nonsense
by Libra girl March 7, 2011
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Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum sack.
"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"
by SkinPincher December 29, 2009
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The Pinch and Twist

The art of pinching your balls and twisting to get a satisfying feeling as well to stop the act of itchiness.
Micheal-Yo my balls itch

John-Have you tried the pinch and twist.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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