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Phive

1. The Destroyer, Son of Lucifer the Mighty. Hails from the deepest depths of hell, where no mortal soul has ever ventured. In his free time, he
slaughters ethnic minorities. Sometimes, he even eats them. Known for assisting in the creation of the third reich, the "Clear House" of 2003, NHS, and the invention of the term "genocide". Currently planning his "Clear House" of 2004 and the establishment of the fourth reich. Most recently seen on the streets of Zimbabwe throwing civilians across cities or into the mountains. (Caution: If you are an ethnic minory, run in the opposite direction as quickly as possible upon seeing The Destroyer. If your mile time is two minutes or above, forget running and use the last moments of your life to make any last calls on your cell phone to relatives or close friends.)
Policeman 1: Oh my god. Why is that half of that man's head in the toilet and the other half inside the vegetable slicer?
Policeman 2: I think Phive happened.
by Phive's Slave October 19, 2003
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Pseudo-phile

Someone who pretends to be a type of phile, a sexual pervert, like a zoophile, a necrophile, a dildophile.
Apple Dave: Oh yeah, I like to sh** cheese!
Cloud: So do I!
Apple Dave: You're under arrest for wanting to do it with cheese!
Cloud: You pseudo-phile!
Apple Dave: Oh D*** Sprouts to you!
by Poorly Maintained Cannon September 7, 2005
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Phinea

A nice girl, with decent breasts and an awesome booty. Generally sweet, but sometimes can get mad when you grab her ass.
-Whoa, Phinea sure has a nice booty!
by Mr. Hancock October 25, 2011
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paiten

Big teeth and usually talll
Dang that girl paiten is 7 foot
by Shara unbrek February 16, 2017
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baby phitted

this is a term you use to describe yourself when you're fitted while wearing baby phat clothing.
person 1: ooh, i cannot wait until the party on friday. ima be lookin baby phitted.
person 2: i heard that.
by yay area baby April 17, 2006
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phife

a phife devives from the word graphiteius maxiamius and is a alternate writing utencil
mr. smith may i borrow that phife
by pepinacademy April 16, 2007
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philem

Is the mucus and semen coughed up from a male junkie giving another male head in trade for his fix.
See Robert Downey Jr. throw up philem as a cocaine addict in the movie,' Less Than Zero.'
by speeddenial February 19, 2011
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