A baseball team that the city of Philadelphia makes out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but, in reality, doesn't amount to even a slice of bread. The majority of their fans suffer from drama queen mental illness.
The Philles have the most losses in MLB.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.
by You're only kidding yourself. July 03, 2012
When a man pounds a woman's pussy until it resembles roast beef, ejaculates onto the brown lips, and then eats her out until she comes. If the Philly Cheesesteak is properly executed, the girl will begin cussing like a typical dickheaded Eagles fan. No need to say "Whiz Wit'" when you request this cheeseteak. If you want the authentic smell of a Philly steak shop, you can fart in her face before you deliver the main course.
by Eagles suck fat cock. January 30, 2009
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
When a male defecates in between a woman's breasts and then titty fucks her and ejaculates all over the feces.
by WowDad August 08, 2011
by the dude2283 September 21, 2010
When fucking the same bitch over and over, but ya just can't bust a nut, but as soon as change bitches, you spray your load over the new bitch's face!
A dirty philly is that first bitch.
A dirty philly is that first bitch.
it was had to keep a hard on for that dirty philly.
philadelphia is home to a lot of dirty phillies.
philadelphia is home to a lot of dirty phillies.
by Nebuchadnezzar June 18, 2004
used to be the best place on earth. south philly is starting to turn into the ghetto. killings left and right and people being jumped every 5 minutes. kids starting from the age of 12 (some younger) go to the park or the lakes to chill and get wacked every weekend
yo man did you hear about south philly on the news today??
another man was killed
yo what you doin this weekend?
gettin wacked yo
another man was killed
yo what you doin this weekend?
gettin wacked yo
by jodanna November 05, 2007