petting the pussy

female masturbation

Sandra couldn't answer the door because she was busy petting the pussy.

by joni September 20, 2003

heavy petting

Accidentally snapping someone's neck while stroking their hair

We have a heavy petting victim

by adoorable door January 9, 2015

pet the cat

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.

"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".

by darck_cide January 31, 2007

diner pet

A homunculus made by adding the sugar found on tables at diners to the jelly packets. Thus becoming sentient beings to be kept.

"Whoa, look at that Apple jelly diner pet!"

by Younkerskfkdks December 23, 2022

pet cock

1. the #1 penis one is currently having sex with- no strings attached

2. the alternative penis one is having sex with while #1 cock is out of town

I need another pet cock until my pet cock comes back Monday.

by Bicycle101 November 19, 2010

party pet

One who is lovable, good-natured, and fun at parties, without behaving too rambunctiously in the fashion of a party animal.

The word derives its meaning from the contrast between a cheeky, but charming domesticated house pet and an overbearing, ill-mannered stray or wild animal.

Party Guest #1: "Hahaha! Francisco is such a party pet! He's got dynamite dance moves and real charisma when he sings at karaoke."

Party Guest #2: "Yeah, he's way more fun than Jefferey; he gets wasted too fast and just ends up coming on too strong to chicks and barfing everywhere."

by gagdkjsdghkldd September 4, 2013

emo pets

A type of animal that preps or "normal" people wouldn't have. An odd type of pet. These animals usually dont make sounds. Most people would call these types of animals creepy.

Emo pets include: Snakes, Lizards, Spiders, snails, sometimes fish.

by Gingee August 15, 2006