perushliving

girls who will give blowjobs, handjobs, and will be fingered and eaten-out just for the "experience"

Liv was perushliving with Emitt at the galleria on the bathroom floor.

Ew.

by Suckaaaaa January 26, 2007

Asian Persuasion

-A word to describe the peoples of Asia 's uncanny negotiating skills that are acquired from birth. (These skills are mostly used to solve algebraic equations). Unfortunately these skills cannot be used in any other instance that doesn't involve mathematics. Asian negotiators were let go for they could not seem to discern which direction they should be facing on account of their terrible eyesight.

-In one case, Chinese negotiator, Dong Soo Kim, who was very skilled in Asian Persuasion, had a record breaking 542 failed negotiations. Due mostly because he could not effectively fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

-Asian Persuasion can be used against one's self as with the case that one convinced themselves that turning into oncoming traffic is a good idea and will benefit both insurance policy holders and the progress of modern arithmetic and rice production.

by Untrue Facts November 27, 2012

manually operated percussion accelerometer

a device to apply a measured amount of force in a certain direction at the required time and direction

using a manually operated percussion accelerometer, we need to insert this steel shaft into this solid surface.

or we are going to hammer this nail into the wall!!

by jomac_uk September 28, 2008

percussion

a group in the band played by the people without musical talent who usually just sit there and talk to each other the whole class. they are the assholes who get the conductor mad all the time. annoys the hell out of the trumpets who sit right in front of them.

percussion:jabber jabber jabber
trumpet:ssh! the conductor said to be quiet!
percussion:shut up! im watchin' south park on my I-pod!

by alex that guy you know May 29, 2007

Pesus

The disputed younger sister of Jesus.

"Pesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

by Pennifer March 4, 2008

Percussion nigga

Any African American that plays any percussion instrument in the school band; the lowest form of life

That black kid who plays the drums is a percussion nigga.

by The Bars Major May 11, 2014

percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.

Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.

by EG Jones March 6, 2014