when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
by 7steezy7steve7 January 04, 2024
When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
by RoxeeKodone July 01, 2021
by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf November 08, 2008
by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 04, 2022
Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.
"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"
by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023
Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate
by GusTheGhoul3000 April 26, 2020
The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
by RTM 1963 July 05, 2023