parris island

1.(verb)(noun) A place where military personnel turns civilians into pussys then marines. Living in hell is practiced here, along with: thrashings, rape, beatdowns,
looting, blanket parties, getting yelled at, P.T. and
massive disipline and control gaining.
2.(adj)(noun) A basic spawning point of Marinessince the 1920s, if you escape you leave in a pinebox or a crocs belly or drown. Home to the notorious drill instructors who prey on
helpless recruits.
3. A great place to lose weight or gain fat.
4. Where civilians learn how to kill and blow shit up,
train, die.
5. A place where you officially lose your rights as an american.

Cock sucking shitheads welcome to MCRD Parris Island!!! you have motherfucking 12 seconds to get your sorry asses on those yellow strips!!!!!! You!! shut the fuck up!!! you will respond with AYE SIR, NO SIR, AND YES SIR. what the fuck did i just say?!!! 12, 11, 7, 6, 4, go, go, go!!!! My grandma moves faster than you fuckin slugs!!! off the buss!! (without that much cursing tho)

by jmasterjermzx December 4, 2006

Paprika

What a gynecologist yells when the results of a pap-smear come back.

Doc: PAPRIKA!!
Betty Bigguns: What is it, What?!
Doc: Oh...uh...it says you have cervical cancer. You have 2 months to live.
Betty Bigguns: ...buh...

by Prince of Dorkness March 9, 2010

parried

past tense form of 'parry' to talk back with witty statements

Kari never parried army officers questions, she merely answered them in defense because the questions were harassing.

by yourmothersgotleprocy August 18, 2010

Pareidolia

A song made by Kevin Sherwood and Elena Siegman.

Whoa dude have you heard the easter egg dong from Shangri la?
Yeah dude it’s Pareidolia

by Vince the nigger June 10, 2021

p3rridot

p3rridot is a great and funny tiktokker who has around 8000 followers.He use he/him pronouns and posts quite a lot about Ali abdul/199 in squid game(as he should).

Person one:*watches p3rridot’s tiktok*
Person two:ooh whatcha watching?
Person one:I’m watching these tiktoks by user p3rridot!you wanna watch with me?
Person two:sure!

by dracofm October 14, 2021

Pariah

An evil species of gibbon spider, they are attracted to Caucasians, and during mating, plant eggs inside the humans which mature and hatch after twelve months, releasing a baby gibbon spider that kills its host and proceeds to devour the corpse afterwards.

Argh! A Pariah!

by fvsaeliufvb March 27, 2003

pardine

half sardine half peach latin-pesci pesca

pardines on toast, pardine upside down cake

by G. Simson August 30, 2007