pizza parker

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.

Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.

by VeeREx February 2, 2018

peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!

Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.

by World Domination February 9, 2005

parker style

Wearing clothes inside out in order to make a fashion statement

Wow... he's so cool! He's wearing that sweater parker style

by the barrister December 19, 2010

Parker Tille

The most amazing guy you will find! He is kind of a bad boy but he has a sweet heart! He normal likes blond haired girls! He is very athletic and does sports like Football and Basketball.

Girl 1: I heard Parker Tille is single!

Girl 2: Omg, I want him so bad!

by Avalynnreese October 20, 2019

jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)

girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER

by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

parker girl

One-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, classy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. They are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.

Dude I hooked up with a parker girl last night, I pray to God she calls me back.

by pcs2009 April 25, 2008