Chicken Parade

A traffic slow down on the hiway that is caused by a cop in front of a bunch of cars, and everyone is too afraid to pass him.

Sorry I’m late, I got caught in a Chicken Parade on the way in to work this morning.

by Morty69 October 27, 2018

earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha

person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade

by Mr.Right0987 October 07, 2013

mayday parade

an emotion that is similar to feeling sad, but worse

my girlfriend left me and now i am feeling mayday parade

by miserableatbest February 14, 2022

suit parade

A sporting event with somewhat of a predominant number of corperate exectutives or buisness professionals in attendance.

These days at the Leaf and Raptor games all you see is one big suit parade. Real fans are not welcome anymore

by Crazy Mike666 November 03, 2007

piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 04, 2013

jamal parade

A bunch of niggers running down the street, being chased by cops, cuss they stool some shit

ITS A JAMAL PARADE

by jamal N May 28, 2016

Grenade Parade

A group of girls that, no matter how drunk they are, never ever sleep with anyone!!!

Guy: aww man! I think I should just call it a night
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!

by neatoguido June 16, 2011