selfie python

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.

Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.

by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016

Happy Python

Happy Python has the biggest balls in the universe. Even god himself fears him. Python even leaked his own phone number to a discord sever.

You got balls as big as Happy Python

by Rāñdøm güy April 29, 2022

sex python

A male who is sexually liberated with a large penis that oozes sex appeal.

She's talking to a sex python right now.

by july11121 July 10, 2022

Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 1, 2004

Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

PYTs

PYTs (Pretty Young Things) was originally a group of 5 SEXY members. This group is now known for playing Minecraft Factions and being the probably worst faction out there. They are known for ganking other factions and getting all the ladies sopping wet. The faction grew and won f top prizes on small servers. PYTs love getting ladies and getting more ladies and don't forget getting ladies.

Minecraft player: I want to 1v1 you
PYTs member: okay catch me in the pvp arena
*Minecraft player Jumps in*
*52 PYTs members jump in and kill him instantly*
Minecraft player: I ABHOR THE PYTS!

by TheLoveWhisperer September 8, 2019