Pussywhipped Speed

The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.

(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!

by Rilla907 September 3, 2009

pussywhipped

When a male loses all his dignity that he falls so far as to be ruled completely by his "girlfriend".

Friend 1:Where the fuck is Fred, he's missin out on some serious shit.
Friend 2: Dude, he's w/ his fuckin' girlfriend as usual.
Friend 3: The usual huh, he's definately pussywhipped.

by Dragonic, Master Storm, Fire-X April 15, 2006

pussywhippeditis

An infectious disease that causes little fucks to be pussy whipped by their small big boobied girlfriends. Only 1 known case has ever documented.

Josh

OMFG did you hear Josh got pussywhippeditis and his balls fell off.

by Jon Stocker May 29, 2007

pussywhipped

When a male of the species will not do anything against his significant other's wishes for fear that she will retaliate by not performing sexual favors for him.

Friend #1: "Man, that bitch has Jack pussywhipped! Know where he is?"
Friend #2: "Yeah, he's so afraid he won't get any tonight, he's home watching 'Dawson's Creek' with her instead of at the World Series with us!"
Friend #3: "Damn, what a loser."

by FaerieAne December 3, 2003

Pussywhipped

To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)

"I'm not pussywhipped, I'm in love. And she IS a sweet little pie..." - Anon. Pussywhipped Lover

by KHD February 1, 2004

Pussywhipped

when you ask your friend if can they hang out, and you say no because you're to busy eating some PUSSY!

Bill:"Hey can you hang out this weekend?"
John: "No, my girlfriend said I can't

Bill: "Dude you're Pussywhipped"
John: No I'm not!"
Bill: "Yeah right"

by Darkpoet32 June 22, 2022

Pussywhipped

Someone that obsessively does anything and everything for their girlfriend. This may include letting their girlfriend place foreign objects into there ass.

That guy over their is so pussywhipped that he let his girlfriend put a gerbil in his ass for stimulation.

by 9009 April 21, 2010