"Pucks" - a term used to describe a bunch of dumbasses who think they're cool but are actually just a bunch of worthless losers who can't do anything right.
by AUTISMOLE July 11, 2023

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

by TRRVVS September 25, 2017

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.
The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!
by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck
a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
by potterharry June 10, 2021

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.
by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022

by Mega Jef August 18, 2018
