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pts fuqn

no intimacy stfu turn around bend down straight power drive dat tight pussy
wifey: all night?!
veteran: pts fuqn
wifey: ima pass dafuq out
by BumStatusYo December 13, 2018
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Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2

pt 2 because he’s a gemini meaning he’s 2 faced and this is the 2nd half of him, current update 28/10/2021, johnson oyefesobi is still living up to his reputation of being a manipulative toxic j gemini which can be proven in just one ss of a recent conversation, johno is a bully who thinks he can escape his fate because he is nigerian and gave water to a poor thirsty jamaican, he is forcing a ft call just for his chicken nuggets to cook to speed up the waiting time which proves toxicity, to this day he is still finessing kills and owned up to it with chest and all he can say to this is “cap” even tho he knows he’s lying, only difference is that he is no longer the biggest greyting known to man, he calls himself J Flavours and still here he is with no flavour as expected
still to this day, when you come into contact with a Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2, run, don’t even social distance, just run
by Chantelle Richmond October 27, 2021
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Carolina Pt 2.

Little does she know, She’s left an everlasting impact on my heart and it belongs only to her. Carolina I’m so lucky to have you in my life, yes I’m a young man as I’m only 21, yet I know you have all the makings of being the best wife and MY wife. Carolina is someone who knows every single song! You may get frustrated because you want to show her a new song, then all of a sudden she starts singing it word for word. But, I can promise you all of your frustrations will evaporate in thin air as soon as she looks at you with those eyes, as soon as she gives you a warm hug, or bites your nose, pops your fingers, gives you a million kisses all over your face, or even tickling you. Just make sure you don’t tickle her because she will exclaim you must STOP. Hey Carolina, it’s me Derek. I want to let you know you have my heart, you’re simply a joy to be around, the umbrella on rainy days for me, the light in the darkest and a person who never fails to cheer me up. I want you to know I truly love you, I understand what the past entailed and how it allowed us to grow within ourselves. Even with that being said, you’ve always been my rock, my home and my love. Wherever the future takes us, I vow to take each step hand in hand with one another, to build together and accomplish all the goals we have. Regardless if we make all those come true or not time will tell, still I want to spend it together. I wanted to take the time to ask you a question, will you be my valentine again?
Carolina, I have an important question for you.

Will you be my valentine?

Carolina Pt 2.
by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025
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Port Talbot (PT)

A small shitty town in Southern Wales, UK. There are stinking steel works which because of Trump will be closing. There is nothing to do there and everyone whom resides there shall die of depression
Your life is so shitty that you may as well live in Port Talbot (PT)
by Mr.Cunt Mc.Cain September 6, 2018
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PTS

Prime Time Sun. The act of tanning between the hours of 10am and 2pm for maximum sun exposure.
Bro, wanna go down the shore for some PTS?
by hashbrownham June 14, 2019
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PT

Nah this shits ass, I’m PTing that
by PT1998 April 11, 2024
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PT

by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 9, 2023
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