Posiedon's ball duty

The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation

Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...

by John Dictionary January 20, 2019

po0ted

somebody on tiktok who’s the funniest person on the app no one can come close to her

dang adam sandler probably wishes he was as funny as po0ted

by poopee🤫 June 16, 2021

last poster

that annoying person who ALWAYS has to be last person to comment on things on facebook.......even if it doesn't make sense or makes the conversation go on forever.

Post:HAHAHAHAHA!! this put me in a great mood. i can't believe you found it. omg he's such a last texter...hahahahahahaha!!

Comments:
Liz: wonder if there's a word for that annoying person who has to be last person to comment on things on facebook...
Jason: possibly last poster?
Liz: possibly.
Jessica: I'm going to make the word!!!
Jason: jessica your'e such a last poster!!
Liz: hahaha. oh no, no its me!
Jason: fine liz i guess you are!
Jessica: Guys I made the word!!!

by Chief99 November 11, 2009

self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Copy & Pasted

To have the same appearance as everyone else.

A: Look at that copy & pasted-ass nigga wearing that Obey snap back.
B: Apparently, that's swag.
A: It's dumb as fuck.

by cityXvandals April 26, 2012

Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012

superior posterior

better than average ass, large ass.

"She has a superior posterior compared with that flat-assed girl"

by Lick Her Assman March 10, 2014