poisoned youth

Another name for the Fall Out Boy fanbase. Specifically mentioned in the song centuries

"Hey did you see the new poisoned youth merch?"

"Yeah it was totally awesome."

by Nehappyfuse March 7, 2015

bread poisoning

The sluggish, bloated feeling that occurs after ingesting too many carbs.

"Uggggh.... All that pasta and those 4 pieces of garlic toast gave me total bread poisoning."

by Mya M. July 24, 2008

Poison Poop

A poop that brings itchy, burning and irritating sensation to your butt hole while you are taking a dump.

- Why do you keep touching your ass?
- I took a poison poop this morning so it is burning like hell now!

by stoolhardener September 12, 2010

Poison Gnome

Closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. Has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.

Mike: "Hey dude, did you see the way Shabs acted last night?"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"

by Seanlene January 18, 2010

poison bag

A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.

The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.

Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.

1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag

2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags

3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow

4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison

by Bag man August 25, 2013

poisonous parachute

When somebody rips ass under the covers and wafts the air so that everybody smells it.

Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.

by Datass March 3, 2019

Poison dick

That dick that’s real good, but that motherfucker attached to it is toxic. So he got that poison dick.

Alex has had me in his grips for years, that motherfucker got poison dick, for real!

by LizyyyB March 30, 2021