per curiam

The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.
Per Curiam.
You're an asshole.
by Lucinda G. December 02, 2015
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Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.
Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
by nestorcheese April 21, 2016
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two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.
Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.
by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015
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per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly
Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit
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She's a per

When something is just awesome or just conveniently works out the way you wanted it to.
SK: Wait, how are we getting to the rave?

Dave: On my llama you fool!

SK: Oh she's a per!! :)

(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)

She's a per!!

Dave: When do we have to be home?

SK: We still have four hours!!

Dave: She's a per!
by Dave&SK July 06, 2011
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Per Stian

His Name is Henrik but everyone call him Per Stian. Hes The Weird kid.
Teacher: Were going to the beach
Per Stian: Im bringing the fishing rod and my whole fishing book collection BIIIIITCH.
His Friend: Fuck there that camping kid goes again.
by Branman sam May 11, 2021
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Per Mikal

Hey where is big man

you mean Per Mikal
by Mika hætta October 12, 2021
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