Pageland, SC

A small town, just south of Charlotte, NC, across the state line. Its known for being the Watermelon capitol of the World and has an annual Watermelon Festival, in whick rednecks from everywhere show up for. Not much to do in this town except watch paint dry, drink and get bitten by mosquitos. There are a handful of resturaunts and gas stations and a couple of grocery stores. Walmart and Conbraco are the only real places to work. Be careful on the bypass, coming into town...you'll get a ticket for speeding. Pageland is not too bad. It could be worse...it could be Cheraw

Where are you going tomorrow?

Pageland, SC. My granny lives there.

Could be worse. Could be going to Cheraw

by Carlos the Machine June 8, 2012

ellen page

the cutie from JUNO who played a pregnant teenage mother. she is also from halifax, nova scotia and loves the outdoors. she is pretty hot for a 20 year old even though she looks like she is 16. it would be awesome if you did her though cause then its like fucking someone who looks like a minor even though shes legal. the best of both worlds

oh man ellen page is so hot

by im hot for the teacher February 22, 2008

Pagette

A girl who LOVES Jimmy Page

Shes a real pagette!

by KatrinSweden May 18, 2009

Page Fright

Similar to stage fright, another word for writers' cramp. In that startling moment when a person feels the weight of having to write an important speech or essay, you freeze at the weight of the task and stare blankly at the empty paper

Dude, English 101 is going to kill me. I couldn't start my project last night because of page fright.

by DLSingletary June 10, 2009

Page 250

A nonexistent page from ‘The Maze Runner’ series. When brought up to a Maze Runner fan will most likely result in serious injury or even death.

Shank: Why are you crying?
TMR fan: Page 250
Shank: ...ok...?

by [InsertBookyUsernameHere] February 22, 2021

Crack Pageant

A group of crackheads assembled for whatever reason or purpose.

If you walk by the soup kitchen around noon, you can see the crack pageant go around the entire block.

by crackpageant July 24, 2010

Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.

Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!

by Alan Statham November 11, 2011