Owen Sound 

A small rural city of slightly less than 25,000 situated at Highways 6, 21 and 26 in Southwestern Ontario. A largely impoverished community with a large abundance of drugs, violence and unemployment, particularly concentrated in the Downtown/East Bayshore areas. Anyone with the means to do so has fled to one of several 'suburban' areas of the city including Rockcliffe, Clifton Park and West Lakeshore.

'I was looking at buying a home in Owen Sound.'
'Don't do that, their homes are ridiculously overpriced and their property taxes are through the roof.'

Owen Sound by bruceboy33 May 4, 2012

Owensville 

Small town set in Missouri. Full of the "hick" Class and emo posers...Yes emo posers! Country land, full of pure hell. Shitty school district administrators and High school principal exceptionally.

"You hear they got some of them chewens tabaco for sale in Owensville?"

Owensville by Owensvillian May 10, 2007

Sword of Omens 

Pop a Viagra, then right before it kicks in, insert your limp dick into your girl's pussy. Shout "Thundercats Ho!" just as you get your boner. Then right before you're about to come, pull out, stick your junk on your girls face, say "Sword of Omens give me sight beyond sight," and then spooge in her eyes. Timing must be impeccable.

"Dude I'm gonna slay that bitch-dragon with my Sword of Omens. Snarf can't watch, though."

Sword of Omens by Slick Mickey April 1, 2009

Clive Owen 

An AMAZING actor. Very versatile in his roles.

"Man, did you see Clive Owen in Gosford Park? Simply amazing."

Clive Owen by #93 May 3, 2006

We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens 

The sentence a Dire Straits fan uses to indicate he's leaving the room/area.

George: Wow, that was a fun night, man.
Bob: Hell yeah, bro.
George: You and Kyle gonna stick around for some drinks?
Bob: Nah, we gotta move some microwave ovens.

We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens by RockingRoller August 18, 2011

Owen 

A boy who doesn't know what he has until it's gone. He doesn't know the effects of his actions. He's wuite attractive. Normally tall/average and average weight. He is loved by some and hated by some but those who love him really, really care about him. No one really knows his feelings and the people who really care about him try to figure him out but he's always sending mixed signals. He's irresponsible and immature. But, he is fun ro be around. Always cracking jokes. Smart. But, a jerk. Needs to get his crap together before the people who love him get tired of him and all the shit he puts people through. Causes others frequesnt pain, unintentionally. But, he is charming. And the people who love him, are in fact- head-over-heels suckers who love him.

Owen ditched me today.

Owen by iknownames June 19, 2011

Owen 

Annoying brat of a brother with mad anger issues. He has so much crackhead energy. He is a monkey

Wow he is a owen

Owen by Fairy__ girl123 June 6, 2020