oven porn

Something or someone who is really attractive or sexy

Wow look at her that’s oven porn right there

by TBNRFRAGS October 26, 2017

Ghost Oven

The act of farting while a girl is going down on you while under the sheets.

Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.

by pink-eye bandit December 30, 2010

Flesh oven

Slang for a vagina.

Guy 1: I slept with a girl last night and her flesh oven stank!

Guy 2: Ewwwwww!

by slaaaaaaaaaag April 4, 2011

Muff Oven

A pregnant woman's womb

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out

by shotatcommand April 1, 2009

korean oven

When you fart in a kia with the windows rolled up.

When my asshole boss carpools with me, I always lock the windows and subject him to the korean oven.

by Jessejayms March 13, 2014

Ghetto Oven

A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.

These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.

Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.

by Taktische Kartoffel August 30, 2022

Microwave Oven

Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.

Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"

Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."

by TX2420OK May 30, 2016