Shackle cruise

A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.

To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.

Can be done by a woman or man.

"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."

"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."

by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011

tom cruise

A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals

"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

google cruise

To search random words/phrases on Google, Google Images, Urban Dictionary, or other search engines, due to extreme boredom.

sarah_briarmoss: Hey Bob, have you been google cruising lately?

Bob: Yup, what else is there to do at school?

Google Cruise is a fun thing to do!

by sarah_briarmoss October 18, 2006

Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.

Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.

by Blacksun666 July 6, 2010

bone cruise

To take a late night drive and smoke weed, usually cruising around back roads and graveyards.

It's 4:20. We need to take a bone cruise.

by StacyLA October 30, 2007

Cruise Toppin

Another word for Cruifin. See Cruifin. Cruise Toppin is the art and practice of going to the top of your cruise ship at night and chillin friends while having deep conversations. The nice cool sea breeze is chill and there is no light pollution so you can see the entire universe.

Guy 1: Yo were Cruise Toppin!

Guy 2: Yo the universe. That nice sea breeze!

Guy 3: Yo Cruise Toppin and Cruifin!!

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Douche Cruise

An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.

“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”

by 4OH3 June 27, 2018