Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday

At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about

by Stella_Star September 19, 2022

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Today

on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s

“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023

Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.

Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"

by robotlithuania August 2, 2024

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.

Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER

by crappyoi February 16, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021