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I can't get behind that

Expresses refusal to support, condone, or participate in a certain activity or idea due to subject's lameness, stupidity, or conflict with personal beliefs.
William Shatner: What about those men who say 'do as I do and believe in what I say for your own good, or I'll kill you'? I can't get behind that!
by Alisa September 30, 2005
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take em behind the shed

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.
They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.
by mwfitz August 2, 2014
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BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

It is where a tremendous amount of hypocracy starts in our society.

It is a good song by CHARLIE RICH.

It is any ASS behind a door that is shut

It is a golden opportunity to commit an unspeakable SEXUAL ACT especially if you are drunk or high or a date raper.
They can criticize you about talking about little girl's but they get so drunk as what they do BEHIND CLOSED DOORS is probably the very thing they condemn where it is with many other people also the case.

As NO ONE knows what goes on BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Don't be such an ASS DAN as most of the time nobody can see you being an ASS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

That BEHIND you are after is BEHIND CLOSED DOORS so have at it as they excuse themselves because of their state.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 20, 2021
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Peeling the Curtain behind the Cloud

To reveal hidden detail or an illusion to an otherwise oblivious person or audience. Peeling the curtain behind the cloud is to give yourself or others away.

A phrase commonly used and misunderstood in the popular podcast 'Two Guys who Sometimes Disagree'.
Nick: That's some funky crayfish

Micah: It was left outside for four days

Nick: Don't peel the curtain behind the cloud

"Don't peel the curtain behind the cloud to reveal the Louisiana Crayfish."

"Stop peeling the curtain behind the cloud."
by Milly's Mannerisms November 4, 2017
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Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
by Antony Collett September 1, 2005
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take it behind the shed

A term used when two people want to settle an agreement with no witnesses. Usually In a violent way.
That fool was messing with me too much so I told him "let's take it behind the shed
by CharleneLover9000 May 29, 2017
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Popcorn behind the couch

The act of overreacting to something insignificant in an extremely over dramatic fashion.
The way Mike responded, I thought we would discover dead puppies, but it was only popcorn behind the couch.
by Daggarious March 4, 2012
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