A super-specific or overly detailed explanation of where someone was, is, or will be — often used to prove a point, cover your ass, or flex how much you know.
by frederik.wrn August 2, 2025

When you're on house arrest.
by The.More.You.Know April 19, 2018

"GP" Guranteed Pussy
by Justincredible August 14, 2022

It is a phrase you can use when people don't know anything about anything. It means you are lost and you don't even know what's going on at one moment or situation in life.
Mike: Hey Carl i thought mary was your girl!
Carl: What? naw am dating Diana now!
Mike: Oh really?
Carl: Yeah man, you better Get a GPS and find yourself!
Carl: What? naw am dating Diana now!
Mike: Oh really?
Carl: Yeah man, you better Get a GPS and find yourself!
by Niggazuelan January 5, 2011

(pronounced jeep) A person who calls flat rides "rollercoasters" and angers enthusiasts (pronounced toothist).
Bryce: I'm a rollercoaster enthusiast! (toothist) Look at this!
Lance: Oooh, is that a rollercoaster?
Bryce: You're such a GP! (jeep)
Lance: Oooh, is that a rollercoaster?
Bryce: You're such a GP! (jeep)
by a pseudonym is a pseudonym January 4, 2021

by Roasterz1234 June 3, 2017

navigating difficulte situtions with ease
Even when the meeting turned chaotic, Jenna stayed calm and found a solution — she was as GPS as dog, guiding everyone through the mess without breaking a sweat.
by nelyakag April 27, 2025
