Crumb Piece

An unattractive female.

That troll bitch was a crumb piece!

by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

Scuba Crumbs

Those little leftover pieces of feces that settle on the bottom of the bowl after the water has been refilled in the toilet.

Dude, how about a double flush next time? You left all kinds of SCUBA CRUMBS on the bottom of the toilet bowl....

by TimMiller6969 January 19, 2011

crumb diver

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.

I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.

by Landincash March 3, 2011

brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.

My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.

by supersab September 16, 2010

Skank Crumbs

Personal items that a booty call leaves in your room after they hurry away.

Look at these booty shorts Meg left under my bed. She's always leaving her skank crumbs all over the place.

by Goukuh January 20, 2020

Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.

I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017