the office

A hilarious comedy that originated on the BBC. Unique in that it focusses solely on the dreary, average lives of office workers. The humour is dry and the jokes are cutting and politically incorrect.

The BBC version aired 12 episodes and are viewed as classic British comedy, starring Ricky Gervais and Martin Freeman. An American network, NBC, duplicated the show, and is currently running over 2 seasons. The American version (with Steve Carrell) had a slow start but picked up speed and came into it's own in season 2.

People always say the British version is better because they're snobby and it seems the right thing to say.

"I can't wait until Jim and Pam hook up on The Office."

"Who plays 'insufferably arrogant' better: Steve Carrell or Ricky Gervais?"

by katey2 July 21, 2006

officially bored

So bored that it is now official, and there is no escape.

"This party is so lame.. I am officially bored!"
"I'm posting bulletins on myspace, now you know I'm officially bored"

by cousinpaulie May 22, 2007

Crooked Officer

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.

Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya

by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010

Office Bunny

(compound n.) That female employee, one of which is in every place of employment in America, who obtained her job because of her killer looks, her outrageous bra size, or her blow job talent as demonstrated on the boss.

If you want to find the office bunny, start asking the women in the office where you can buy cute shoes; the chick who starts bouncing when she answers is probably the one....

by Etymoligizer October 15, 2007

office max

Where the dumbass works...

Dave that dumbass is working at Office Max Today

by Annonymous April 12, 2004

cincinatti office bomb

When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.

"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"

"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"

by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 9, 2008

office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008