fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress

used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl

Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."

Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."

by talldude65 July 21, 2010

I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga

A phrase one uses to convey that one does not desire to receive any of someone else's stuff.

When he asked me to eat lunch with him, I told him, "I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga."

by NoRavioli January 14, 2015

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.

It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding

by tehemonster August 7, 2011

nuns onion

cold as shit, freezing, bone chilling cold, caked with ice

Move the keg closer to the fire so it don't freeze, it's colder than a nuns onion out here!

by Big DDDDDD May 11, 2010