Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed

Fuck me my steak stain is itchy

by Wiggle sniffer December 4, 2021

flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation

"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."

by sir sploogalot June 30, 2007

Obama Steak

A Big Fat Black Presidential Cock....sometimes dipped in honey.

Ever since spending twenty years in a federal penitentiary, Billy still enjoys an Obama Steak night.

by Dennis Carlo January 21, 2021

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

Tinderloin steak

Not sexual but potential way future gold diggers begin their careers. The free dinner you get when going on Tinder dates and your date pays. Most often consumed by females.

"Hey what are you having for dinner tonight?"...."I'm going for some Tinderloin steak"

by jt.tj August 22, 2016

Steak and Chill

Verb; When someone promises you to do something and they don't do it, despite the fact they signed a legal document with the repercussion being that they must make you a steak dinner and give them head.

Dude, Ryan totally owes me a steak and chill session after fucking me over like that.

by blowmeplez June 15, 2016

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 24, 2018