Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
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When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.
Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not
by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021
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Oskar x nobody

Oskar, r not buff like me 🤠
Oskar x nobody is such a great ship right ?
IS IT ??
YES IT IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nobody does that

Used when someone claims that a set of people do something they generally don’t do or shouldn’t do
Person 1: Some people ride bikes on top of moutains
Person 2: Nobody does that.
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Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway
“Nobody knows the meaning of life

I do?!?!?”
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Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway
“Nobody knows the meaning of life

I do?!?!?”
by Nobodyatallll December 13, 2020
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Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway
“Nobody knows the meaning of life

I do?!?!?”
by Nobodyatallll December 13, 2020
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