Ma wify

Sweat from your crotch runs down your leg, and rots the top of your socks

You have crotch rot
Rotten sock
Ma wify

by Miltilda August 11, 2018

wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places

Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Spectrum x wifi (wifrum)

A ship between the host and co host of SAWARS😟

Hey I ship spectrum x wifi (wifrum)
Ew

by Metal Eater June 5, 2022

Excla-wifi

WiFi you are connected to but it is unavailable thus putting an exclamation point next to the WiFi bars.

Gosh, I hate this Excla-Wifi

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

Wifi Gambit

The Online Chess strategy where you abuse your opponent's poor internet connection to easily claim the win. Coined by Levy Rozman aka GothamChess

Oh his wifi's down, WIFI GAMBIT WIFI GAMBIT LETS GOOOO

by MumboJumboFan123 January 14, 2023