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stalk-contact

The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.
"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"

"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
by it's time December 1, 2009
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Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)
Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick
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Contacting Aliens

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!
by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018
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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
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Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.
Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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contact cement

It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.
It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.
by Mr Corrupt July 3, 2005
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