straight jacket

A term for gay people to use when they have to hide their homosexuality for some reason.

My mom is coming into town so me and my boyfriend Keith had to put on our straight jackets and pretend we're just roommates.

by JoeO December 08, 2007

charged jacket

A studded/spiked leather (usually biker) jacket associated with punks.

Show your pride, wear your colors--make yourself a charged jacket!

by Brian Royce June 12, 2007

jacket judgement

The task of deciding whether or not one should wear a jacket on a given day. Good jacket judgement requires understanding of the humidex.

My jacket judgement is way off; this is a hoodie AND hat day.

by Maitreya06 September 30, 2007

beef jacket

1: another word for condom
2: a very large/tough jacket (beefy)
3: an exterior garment for cattle

Sory baby you forgot you beef jacket, no entry tonight.

by Dan Conrad September 19, 2007

gene jacket

The end result of ejaculating on an individual and/on the shoulders and chest region, resulting in a sticky film that resembles the function of a jacket.

A Gene Jacket can can be the result of a vigorous and well executed Bukkake.

"Wow! What a stylish, thick, and glistening Gene Jacket Darren and Jacob gave Andrea. She'll stay warm all winter long!"

by Red Hedgehog October 23, 2015

life jacket

In Jamican dialect, used to refer to a condom

You waan deh wid me, you have you life jacket?

by yamman1989 September 04, 2008

jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 24, 2021