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Facebook

A site in the Internet that allows unemployed people to feel productive.
Hey Man, thanks for taking me out to lunch, but I have to get back to Facebook now!
by jeffstick July 12, 2012
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Facebook

A imaginary place where losers can pretend to have friends.
Facebook is a cool place, I have 200 friends and 110 are girls.

Have fun kissing your screen loser!
by sundowncreeping February 7, 2013
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Facebook

A social networking site full of immature teenagers posting a new status every 5 minutes about how bad their life is or something else that no one cares about. Ugly girls posting a million pictures everyday that no one likes. and a million fucking old male stalkers that don't leave you alone. also there are so many fake accounts with people desperately trying to get attention by using fake pictures because no one will ever call them good-looking otherwise. if you don't have a facebook, avoid making an account at all costs because it sucks.
boy1: I should make a Facebook
Boy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SamDitaranto June 30, 2011
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Facebook

More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!
im supposed to smoke with my friends-but im on facebook now.....
by the NINJA Cheesecake December 13, 2010
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Facebook

A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.
I'm at home and bored on a Friday night. Let's see what everyone else is doing with Facebook.
by Jrahien July 14, 2011
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Facebook

A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.
Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great!

Marry: Who are you?
by bethany020 February 8, 2010
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Facebook

One of the best ways to be stalked on the internet.
People can see my school, city, and state on Facebook if I don't put it on 'Private'.
by anditwasamazing October 4, 2010
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