Admiral Nelson

The retributive act of defecating on an ex-significant other's windshield.
As a measure of her respect, under a watchful full moon, she hailed her lost love with a hearty Admiral Nelson.
by Fern Herder February 10, 2012
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Nelson's Column

The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)
by RageofMarat September 26, 2011
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jack nelson

The Pengest Boy You'll Ever Meet, Sex Magnet, Extremely Large Penis
by MC BigPenis February 11, 2016
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nelson mandella

South African civil rights leader often mistaken for nelsobradley
Hey, I think nelson mandella sent me an IM the other day. Umm... wait. Maybe not. o.Oa
by nelso May 10, 2005
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Jesy Nelson

Jesy is a part of the best girl group in the world Little Mix

She is the mother of three children

Perrie:the youngest and the trouble maker
Jade:the middle plays around with the youngest
Leigh-anne:The oldest who understands why the mom is annoyed but likes to have fun with her siblings

Then there are the fun times when Jesy gets really drunk and the kids have to be the parents

Jesy is a beautiful women with a beautiful voice
Dumbass:who sung the song "Black magic"?

Mixer:You are a fucking idiot

Dumbass:what do you mean?

Mixer:LITTLE MIX SUNG IT!

Dumbass:who?

Mixer:Perrie Edwards,Jesy Nelson,Jade Thirlwall,and Leigh-Anne Pinnock

Dumbass:are they like big celebrities?

Mixer:you need help
by SassyMixer September 05, 2019
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bruce nelson

One of the smoothest dudes on earth. Kind of a nerdy name but it’s only because he’s so smart plus gets all the bitches literally. Why limit yourself to one girlfriend when you can have many. Mike Guzzi changed his name to a Bruce Nelson and then he started getting so much ass and bread .
Hi my name is Bruce Nelson and I’m a Muther Fucking G.
by Auto October 04, 2019
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