Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

ord, nebraska

Ord nebraksa is also referred to as ord USA. Has a population of about 3,000 and is one of the weirdest towns to live in. Only has like 2 DECENT restraints and like 10 beauty salons. School here has many wonderful teachers and like--3 bad ones.

ord, nebraska? Never heard of it.

by Becky mcgecky August 25, 2018

Nebraska car blue

When the balls of a farm animal turn blue

This car got a Nebraska car blue

by Jommyg November 29, 2015

Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch

I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.

by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025

Nebraska nigger

A black person living in Nebraska.

Person 1: Hey that black guy has a Nebraska license plate
Person 2: He probably stole that car cause he doesn’t look like a Nebraska nigger

by People’s servent January 21, 2024

Nebraska carpool

When two large men are crammed into the back of a small car. Usually involves making out.

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

Nebraska Oyster

(Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.

Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.

by Wallacé May 16, 2023